Today a guy friend sat me down and said:
"Louise I need to teach you what men really want"
As I am a pretty curious creature, I poured myself a nice coffee and sat and listened to his rules; now here goes:
Rule 1: Leave us alone when we get moody and distant!
Rule 2: Just buy us our favorite treats and leave them somewhere where we'll find em without telling us or saying "see how nice I am to you."
Rule 3: Never ask us to get up and do something the moment our ass hits the couch!
Rule 4: never question our love for you
Rule 5: never laugh at the rules
Rule 6: seriously write these rules down!! Sheesh women!!
Rule 7: when we are sick we are worse than babies! Deal with it!
Rule 8: we expect you to write these rules down because we won't remember them! We are me. We know everything and remember nothing. Huh! What!
Rule 9: we created wine and champagne for you! Use it!
I have to say, by rule 9 I had poured myself a huge glass of wine , and stopped writing any other that followed, because yes there are more!! and I came to this conclusion:
Let your man do whatever the Fxxk he wants...
Then I realised: maybe this is why he is still single.............
So let me help you in return.....
But not today as, I have downed the whole bottle by now, because yes...... he is still at it......
Wish me luck.........
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